Want to Make a Million Dollars???
Want to make a Million Dollars?? I don’t have to be a rocket scientist to make up the statistic that over 90% of people would say yes to that question. I would love to make a million dollars, but if i can’t, then enough to get Veronica and I to the World Cup in South Africa 2010 will be enough.
I have been speaking with “The Worlds Best Web Designer – Brendon Sinclair” and he has encouraged me to write a Blog about Football (Soccer for you Philistines) Tours and my experiences. Apparently i can make money from it if i am good enough at dribbling. So here we are with “Hands On Football”.
The next step is to get people to actaully want to read my dribble night after night, (that is tech speak for adding content.) Most of you would be family and friends, so please keep coming back in the short term andf make it look like i have a following. Hopefully others will follow. Add some comments if you like as well.
You are not going to make a Million Dollars from visting my site, but hopefully i can make some good coin so we can get to South Africa and you the readers will get some good tips on Football Tours.
Thanks for now
Terry
March 30 2008 11:11 am | General
milanchamp on 30 Mar 2008 at 5:29 pm #
Tezza go for it mate! ill def be visiting the site, ive heard about you boys on kickoff talking abuot tours, a few tips could come in handy for me
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Comrade Guyza on 30 Mar 2008 at 7:52 pm #
So you’ve finally done it, good luck in your quest for coin and if you get stuck for ideas just baffle ‘em with bullshit, always works for me. Oh I and what happens on tour…..
admin on 30 Mar 2008 at 9:39 pm #
WHORSOR will be honoured.
Mitch Stevens on 31 Mar 2008 at 6:30 am #
hey terry,
Good luck with the site.
…just wondering. How do you actually make the money?
Also, just came back from Ireland! possibly the best week of my life!
mitchell
http://www.mitchellstevens.com
cbead on 31 Mar 2008 at 6:34 am #
Very noice Tez… Love the name “Hands On Football”… I suppose other options could have been “Dribbling On Hands” or “Hands Gripping Tips”…any tips for us travelling to the Gulf in June??
admin on 31 Mar 2008 at 7:36 am #
Mitch, Glad to hear Ireland was great, as it was one of our favourite places as well. Brendon has all the guff on making money.
Cbead, great suggestions, maybe i should have consulted Kickoff before launching. I was hoping you could come up with some Middle East tips
. I will talk to a mate of mine who travels there often though.
aussielfc79 on 01 Apr 2008 at 8:14 am #
Great site Tez! Can’t wait to see what tips you come up with for the gulf tour!
northernspirit on 02 Apr 2008 at 7:42 pm #
Cb love your comment: “Dribbling On Hands” lol
very classy
BackdoorBurp on 03 Apr 2008 at 7:37 am #
I think the Rules of Soccer can be applied to everyday life…
Lets look at the Advantage Rule:
In Soccer
A clause in the rules that gives the Referee the discretion to allow play to continue even after a foul has been committed if stopping play would unfairly punish the fouled team (e.g., if the fouled team had a breakaway & might score even after having been fouled). The idea is that the team which committed the foul should not gain an advantage as a result of the foul. (See “Fouls”).
Application to everyday life:
A mate of yours loves getting on the piss and cracking on to everyones girlfriend. The thing is though, when he gets on the piss he’s great at shouting a few brewski’s for the boys… The dilemma here is do you cruel your chances of getting free beer by stopping him cracking onto your girl?? Well of course we all know the answer to that is “NO!!”
You play the Advantage Rule…
After accepting your third shout from the offending player you disentangle him from your girl, throw a manly smile to her, then adroitly point out to him how attractive Mrs Jehoosevitz and her breasts are looking over there by the condiments machine. Whilst telling him that it’s his shout again…
When he’s on his way to paradise you shake your head in that manly way again and accept the gushing thanks from your girl knowing full well you’ll reap the benefits that night back at the work bench.. Heheh
Advantage played no one loses..
Good site Tezz…
Terry on 03 Apr 2008 at 12:34 pm #
Good to hear from you Backdoorburp, i look forward to more insightful comments.
And for the record, they are the “Rules of Association Football”
BackdoorBurp on 04 Apr 2008 at 10:23 am #
Ok ok… Rules of Association FUUTBALL it is then…
Law 1: The Field of Play
Dimensions:
The field of play must be rectangular. The length of the touch line must be greater than the length of the goal line.
Length: minimum 90 m (100 yds), maximum 120 m (130 yds)
Width: minimum 45 m (50 yds), maximum 90 m (100 yds)
Field Markings:
The field of play is marked with lines. These lines belong to the areas of which they are boundaries.
The two longer boundary lines are called touch lines. The two shorter lines are called goal lines.
All lines are not more than 12 cm (5 ins) wide.
The field of play is divided into two halves by a halfway line.
The center mark is indicated at the midpoint of the halfway line. A circle with a radius of 9.15 m (10 yds) is marked around it…….
Yaaarda Yaaarda Yaaawn… I think we all get the picture??
Law 1: Application to Real Life…
Our life is defined by the field of play… It’s definition can be designed by us or by others.. It is our choice as to whose definition/s we follow…
Yeeeeaahh I know waaay too deep maaaann…
Lets simplify.
Lets say for example your field of play is called Glenda.
Now Glenda is bang up for a bit of play in her field yet she feels the need to define what that play can be and by crikey who can actually play on her field…
This is called home ground advantage…
You’re the away team…
You’ve been in the smelly bus with plenty of other smelly blokes downing a few brewski’s getting ready for the big match at Glenda…
You hop off the bus and you’re stinging to have a play on Glenda’s field after all that time talking it up with your mates… You spy Glenda over there by the condiments machine… You’re eyes meet… A twitch forms at the right side of your gob in anticipation… All sound stops… Glenda nods her consent… The crowd roars as you trot merrily onto Glenda’s hallowed turf!!!!
This is IT! the BIG match!!! Hurrah!
Glenda has home ground advantage here, everything you do is based on her definition of The Field of Play…
Don’t dribble too much!! She’ll penalise you a free kick in the box.
If you shoot to soon??? Well that may be deemed to be an own goal…
You find you’re not making sense?? Pass man PASS!! Use your mates to help you out here… Take the easy option… Don’t make it difficult…
This way you get more of a say in the rules of the field of play… Don’t get bogged down by dimensions!! Man! Use your noggin’ and pretty soon Glenda will have you over all the time to play on her field…
She will eventually get bored of this and want to play an away match herself… Have a crack on your field of play..
THAT”s when YOU get home ground advantage!!
That’s when you get to throw your hands up high and yell to the heavens….
“GOOD HEAD!!!”
More later on transfers…
Mr Sparkle on 04 Apr 2008 at 11:14 pm #
Love your work Tezz, football and travelling is a great combo, ‘what goes on tour…’ = goes on the internet…
Stainless Steel Toaster on 08 Apr 2008 at 6:27 pm #
I find most of the comments on this blog most insightful. You are added to my favourites.
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